I say if the burglar enters the popping crease do him in smart fashion and the bye is yours.
Corporal, fetch me a gin and tonic, double quick march. That's a good man!
Top man! Good show, old bean.
*slumps into deckchair with glass of pimms and The Daily Telegraph*
Top man! Good show, old bean.
*slumps into deckchair with glass of pimms and The Daily Telegraph*