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Men Arrested For Telling Lawyer Jokes While Waiting At L.I. Court
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Posted on 01/12/2005 7:17:28 AM PST by esryle
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To: anonymous_user
And, I forgot my favorite...
Q: Why do lawyers wear neckties?
A: To keep their foreskins from flying up over their heads.
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posted on
01/12/2005 7:23:29 AM PST
by
anonymous_user
(Not everything's a conspiracy.)
To: atomicpossum
Overlords -- agreed
This will end up costing tax payers some bucks
The Lawyer that made the charge and the cop that arrested these men should have to pay out of pocket the court fees and the settlement these men win.
And then the lawyer should be disbarred for abuse of power.
To: esryle
"Well, an attorney within earshot got angry and told court officers that the two men were disturbing the public"The public? or HIM?
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posted on
01/12/2005 7:23:42 AM PST
by
Mr. K
(all your tagline are belong to us)
To: esryle; Lazamataz
YUP, its a thought crime too, I guess.
They might have gotten away with this crime if they hadn't been telling jokes =o) /sarcasm
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posted on
01/12/2005 7:23:52 AM PST
by
GeronL
(I am NOT the real bin Laden)
To: tacticalogic
What happens if you give a lawyer Viagra?He stands up.
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posted on
01/12/2005 7:24:08 AM PST
by
AppyPappy
(If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem.)
To: esryle
Response to long loud farting sound................
Good morning, your Honor.
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posted on
01/12/2005 7:24:46 AM PST
by
kahoutek
To: esryle
Response to long loud farting sound................
Good morning, your Honor.
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posted on
01/12/2005 7:24:49 AM PST
by
kahoutek
To: esryle
Lawyers wonder why they are rated lower than whale manure????
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posted on
01/12/2005 7:25:06 AM PST
by
cynicom
(<p)
To: kahoutek
I swear I only hit 'post' once
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posted on
01/12/2005 7:25:29 AM PST
by
kahoutek
To: esryle
...as part of their work with Americans for Legal Reform,... Sounds like we truly need it
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posted on
01/12/2005 7:26:16 AM PST
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Lazamataz
Laz....We aint seen nuthin yet.
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posted on
01/12/2005 7:26:32 AM PST
by
cynicom
(<p)
To: esryle
Jeez, this is rediculous... you haven't begun to hear lawyer jokes until you have spent some time with lawyers, they know the absolute best lawyer jokes out there.
To: cynicom
I saw one the other day with his hands in his own pockets.
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posted on
01/12/2005 7:27:12 AM PST
by
kahoutek
To: bmwcyle
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posted on
01/12/2005 7:27:22 AM PST
by
Junior
(FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC)
To: esryle
A mistake was made on a death and an engineer was sent to hell. While in hell the engineer decided to make improvements to hell since he would be there. He designed and rebuilt many things. One day God shows up and looks at the devil. God ask who was making all these improvements. The devil pointed to the engineer. God told the devil that this man was in the wrong place and needed to be sent to heaven. The devil like the improvements and said no. God pushed and pushed until God finally threaten to sue. The devil said OK go ahead but where are you getting a lawyer. I got them all.
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posted on
01/12/2005 7:27:31 AM PST
by
bmwcyle
(Washington DC RINO Hunting Guide)
To: pierrem15
So if they had been telling blonde jokes, would they have been arrested?
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posted on
01/12/2005 7:27:39 AM PST
by
mlc9852
To: anonymous_user
Careful...they may have you arrested on-line.
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posted on
01/12/2005 7:27:47 AM PST
by
JudyinCanada
(Five-fingered Canadian)
To: esryle
Oh, gee a HATE CRIME!!
String'm up!
To: esryle
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posted on
01/12/2005 7:28:21 AM PST
by
null and void
(I refuse to live my life as if someone, somewhere will be offended if I laugh...)
To: HamiltonJay
Agreed... I worked with a lawyer that had a teeshirt with the Shakespeare 'Kill All the Lawyers' *lol*
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posted on
01/12/2005 7:28:54 AM PST
by
cyborg
(http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
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