'God signed the tsunami'

News24.com ^ | 1/10/2005 | Bryan Pearson

[broadsword]

"Allah has come in the form of Gozer the Traveler!"

Why does the Arabic text for allah look like a giant pair of buttocks with a bunch of chicken scratch around them and a tiny little phallus and testes above?

Is that why he gives all those virgins to rape in heaven? What is he, the great pimp in the sky?

[Gewittermädchen]

That was my first thought!!

[kromike]

"Exxxxxxxxxxxxxxcellent! Smithers...release the hounds..."

[USF]

LOL.. your description of the Arabic text makes me wonder if they have that flashing on neon lights outside allahs celestial whorehouse.

Lemme go check those suras and sunna again and see if they mention anything.... ;o)

[Robert_Paulson2]

looks like a snake with two daggers, pursuing a cross on the right.

dang wannabe muzzies.

[lunarville]

I guess sending a 10 year old cheese sandwich wouldn't be punishment enough...

[conservativecorner]

Translation - Time for the religion of peace to kill more people.

[muir_redwoods]

What with the nuns and all, you'd think G-d would have better handwriting

[Nesher]

"Why does the Arabic text for allah look like a giant pair of buttocks with a bunch of chicken scratch around them and a tiny little phallus and testes above?"

lol.

"Is that why he gives all those virgins to rape in heaven? What is he, the great pimp in the sky? "

he's the ruler of rapists, the purveyor of perverts, the maharajah of molesters, etc.

I wonder what allah has in store for his female followers?
72 pre-adolescent boys to molest?

[Nesher]

"I see your Jihad and raise you a Crusade ™"

Great tagline. Islam versus the Infidels in the world poker rournament lol.

[Carl from Marietta]

I don't see "allah", but I do see a collie's head. If you look from the bottom of the picture, I see a collie's body with a right paw sticking out a little with the collie looking back, (towards the shore), as if to study a flea, which could begin to annoy him at some time in the near future.

Clearly this tsunami was caused by the great collie, or the cult of snoopy. I don't believe in a muslim god, but I do believe in collies.

[Jeff Gordon]

[DUMBGRUNT]

I would bet you do well on the Rorschach test!

[sheik yerbouty]

Allah is fond of buttocks. Why else would his followers in the masjid wave them to the skis?

[Ken H]

I know better than to take one of those!

[UnklGene]

[not-a-neocon]

"Hate to burst your bubble, Mohamed, but it looks more like the swishing patterns your toilet makes when you flush it."

Mohamed here...

What's a toilet?

[blogbat]

"Why does the Arabic text for allah look like a giant pair of buttocks with a bunch of chicken scratch around them and a tiny little phallus and testes above?

Is that why he gives all those virgins to rape in heaven? What is he, the great pimp in the sky?"


LOL!! noooo comment ;).

[blogbat]

It is interesting to me that the text seems to have numerous daggers and swords interlaced into it, inspiring such thoughts which one tries to avoid even when he hears them: Death Cult.
Maybe their leaders will prove us wrong. I hope so.

[tkathy]

really funny. Ridicule is a powerful weapon against these brain washed idiots.