Long hair steals the brain's energy (Finally, an explanation for why women can't drive)

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[Rodney King]

Also explains hippies.

[Rodney King]

bump

[AQGeiger]

Starvation tends to steal the brain's energy as well.

[Stingray51]

oh boy, you are going to get the humorless feminists in a tizzy

[Danae]

Lack of O2 has got to be the winner.

Besides, I am a BETTER driver than you.

[Hoodlum91]

Does that mean bald people are the best drivers?

[theFIRMbss]

>Long hair steals the brain's energy

I can vouch for that! Looking at Pam, I'm having a hard time thinking . .

[hoosierboy]

So lesbians with butch cuts are smarter than lesbians with long hair?

[Rodney King]

Well, I think there are a number of factors that effect driving skill, but when you observe broadly that men are better drivers than women, and then you read this, it is a reasonable explanation.

[nuconvert]

LOL!

Uh Oh..............


(this message paid for by the N.Korean Haircutters Assoc.)

[unixfox]

So what explains Shinaid O'Conner's stupidity?

[JFK_Lib]

Hmmm, the evidence of popular hairstyles among the North Korean government would seem to disprove this.

[Rodney King]

So lesbians with butch cuts are smarter than lesbians with long hair?

Not neccessarily, the long hair is just one of many factors.

[VRWCmember]

Also explains hippies.

You may be onto something.

[Rodney King]

So what explains Shinaid O'Conner's stupidity?

Perhaps she was already vastly stupid, so cut her hair in a vain attempt to become less stupid.

[nuconvert]

"Starvation tends to steal the brain's energy as well."

Hey, eating dirt and tree bark have nothing to do with it.

[Gabz]

ROFLLMPJO!!!!!!!!!

[nuconvert]

Pong

[Rodney King]

[pissant]

I knew there was a reason I liked chicks with short hair!