What!?! YOU know the Gay Agenda!?!
Well, heck... guess I might as well post it for ALL to see then:
THE HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA
I know that many of you have heard Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, and
others speak of the "Homosexual Agenda," but no one has ever seen a
copy of it. I have finally obtained a copy directly from the Head
Homosexual. So we're all up to speed, it follows below:
The Homosexual Agenda:
6:00 am Gym
8:00 am Breakfast
9:00 am Hair appointment
10:00 am Shopping
12:00 PM Brunch
2:00 PM (Here's the really important bit)
1) Assume complete control of the US Federal, State and local
Governments as well as all other national governments
2) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle
3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages
4) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of
Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels
5) Establish planetary chain of "homo breeding gulags" where over - medicated imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially
impregnated baby factories to produce pre-pubescent love slaves for our devotedly pederastic gay leadership
6) Bulldoze all houses of worship
7) Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media for the
exclusive use of child pornographers.
2:30 PM Get Forty Winks of Beauty Rest to prevent facial wrinkles
from stress of world conquest
4:00 PM Cocktails
6:00 PM Light Dinner
8:00 PM Theater
11:00 PM Bed
So now there you have it. The gay agenda. ;)