"Leila Atassi was an intern reporter last year. She's so green, she should be considered a piece of broccoli rather than a reporter."
You have to admire Leila's will to survive, though. Would you hand in a story that truthfully reported the crowd consisted of thirty females and three hundred and seventy pointy headed males, desperately hoping to get lucky.
That was funny!
"pointy headed males, desperately hoping to get lucky."