Hmmm...I imagine you wear a Speedo in the summer, too?!
Come to think of it, I bet those same black people, make fun of you then, too.
Oh, BTW, my husband used to wear shorts through November. He called them his lucky football shorts. I told him, you might win the game, but you won't be getting lucky wearing those stupid shorts in November.
lol, lady I'm a rancher. If I go swimming I don't need no stinking speedo