[Mad Mammoth]

Little Teddy, why are your clothes so wet?"
"Huh? Oh, yeah! Boat capsized. Almost forgot."

Oh sh*t!!

Now THAT is funny!!!!!

And no doubt, too close to the truth!

Here's another one:

"Little Teddy, why do you smell like Papa Joe's Chivas Regal?"

"Huh? Oh yeah, we wuz pretending to shave and splash on aftershave. (hic!)"

[Rastus]

I was trying to work alcohol into the scenario, but I was coming up dry. I was picturing little Teddy as 6, and I didn't think a Shirley Temple would have been strong enough for him even then. ;)