If you are home Sunday between 7:30 and 10:00 PM...
watch the NY Knicks game and look for me at courtside.
I will be in a Forest Green blazer with a McDonalds tie.
When the camera skews from left to right, at midcourt and off the court you will see what we call "Gate 1," where the players go in and out.
You would not believe how f*cking big these guys are!
Outstanding, this thread will be a classic....I suppose there might even be a few soldiers that haven't heard Elvis before....can't be many though!
"All Behold Left's LustFerPower!!"
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix's version of Bob Dylan's "All Along the Watchtower")
"There must be some kinda End fer the Fear!!"
Said the Sultan to AuntB...
There's too much corruption.
I must act...I must FReep!!
Congressman, there...show some spine!!
Dubyuh, Spread The Word!!
MUD shall never compromise...
SlickWillie, you'll git yers!! Heh...heh!!
(Guitar-jammin')
Fer Treason you'll be Indicted!!
Slick's grief Right shall evoke!!
There are RATS here amongst US...
Who fear Justice is but a joke!!
But Mudboy Slim...he's been through that...
Yes, Slick's thugs raided the MudCave!!
So let RATS stop talking falsely now...
Left's Power's all 'bout HATE!! Heh!!
(Kewl guitar-jammin'...) Heh!!
All Behold Left's LustFerPower!!
Justice...we'll review!!
While all Slick's PhatWhore's came and went...
Intern heffers...EWWW!!
SlickBoy...yer MUD's sole bitch, sir!!
Bold FReepers doth growl...
Left's writers shall encroach Slick...
And Ol' Slim shall laugh and HOWL!! Heh...
All Behold RATS' LustFerPower!!
All Behold Left's Dyin'Power!!
All Behold Slick's JusticeHour!!!
Mudboy Slim (01/08/05)
Bump!
Good morning Tonk. How's it going?