Today's FEEBLE
YOKE :
ELVIS VERSUS GODZILLA -- SEPARATED AT BIRTH?
Could Godzilla, the King of Monsters and Elvis, The King,
be one and the same? You be the judge.
Nickname
Godzilla: King of Monsters
Elvis: King of Rock
Year Career Started
Godzilla: 1954
Elvis: 1954
Species
Godzilla: Giant lizard
Elvis: Giant lounge lizard
Social Order
Godzilla: Hangs with freaks
Elvis: Had Michael Jackson for son-in-law
Famous Bug Battles
Godzilla: Fought giant caterpillar Mothra
Elvis: Outlasted the Beatles
Vocal Quirks
Godzilla: Terrible dubbing of his movies
Elvis: Never could lip-synch
Eating Habits
Godzilla: Would eat anything
Elvis: Would eat anything fried
Attire
Godzilla: Played by fat man in rubber suit
Elvis: Was fat man in polyester suit
Alien Encounters
Godzilla: Travelled past Jupiter for Godzilla vs. Monster Zero
Elvis: Was believed to be aboard alien spacecraft on
Independence Day
Crusades
Godzilla: Fought pollution in Godzilla vs. Smog Monster
Elvis: Absorbed all forms of pollution into his own body
Farewell
Godzilla: Has eaten the building
Elvis: Has eaten everything in the building