Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar... A guy walks in and sees them and is so excited. He goes over and asks them what they're doing in this bar. They say they're planning WWIII and planning on blowing up 140,000 muslims and a blonde with big boobs. The guy says why the blonde with big boobs? Bush says to Rummy, I told you nobody would care about the 140,000 muslims...
What do you call 140,000 muslims at the bottom of the sea?........A good start!
LOL!!! Love it! Gotta remember that one... Thanks!