[tjwmason]

We'll take Foreign Policy, the Germans can have the economy, the French can do the catering and the Swedish can bring the girls.

The Germans aren't doing terribly well at the moment, in fact they're in a 10 year depression. Oh and can we split the 'girl' duty between the Swedes and Italians?

[Slipperduke]

Good point well argued. Actually, these days, it's us with the best economy, so we'd better take that as well. We'd better take control of Home Affairs as well, the French will only go on strike, the Italians won't turn up and the Germans....well, we don't want ID cards, do we?

The Swedes and the Italians can share girl duties, and if my girlfriend is anything to go by, we might have to ask the Portuguese to supply the pretty boys. Keep the French in the kitchen, move the Germans to the brewery and get the Turks to sort us out with some snacks afterwards. Sound good?