 "Our feature tonight is Target Earth. It's a story about an army of robots from Venus. Of course, Switzerland is known for their watches, and Venus has always been known for their robots." |
 "Our second film is Monster From the Ocean Floor. This movie is so bad that it was delivered to Channel 2 in a brown paper bag. When we're through showing it tonight, it will be part of a garage sale in Alameda tomorrow." |
Ah, that was Bob Wilkins.