Wow, after reading the thread you linked I'm convinced that he (mr. unmentionable) is one cheery guy.
You sir, are a winner!
Congratulations, Velveeta!!
Please send me a FReepmail message with the real names and name tag names of the two individuals for your tickets and we will add them to our guest list.
Thank you very much!
(and I have deleted Bob Wallace's story from the thread).