Pal, you just named two of my favorites.
maybe the President's Inaugural Entertainment Committee could substitute KR for a few lap dancers from the Whisky-a-Go-Go.
How about "in addition to" rather than a substitute for?
P.J. O'Rourke is spinning in his drunken stupor.
Didn't give you the rest of the info on the 'Whisky-a-Go-Go' "gals" Inaugural Show. They're NOT.
Change the equation a bit? ;-)