I can only read the words "semiotic" and "esoteric" so many times before I Zzzzzzzzzzz......
Here it is in Elmer Fudd speak...
De Semiotic Deception of Septembew 11thby Phiwwip Dawweww CowwinsWepwete wif esotewic symbows, conspiwacy weseawch cewtainwy wawwants semiotic examination, uh-hah-hah-hah. Awthough fwaught wif histowicaw fwaws and theowogicaw distowtions, De DaVinci Code by Dan Bwown acknowwedges the vawue of semiotics in studying the conspiwatowiaw wowwd. In fact, the novew’s centwaw chawactew is a semiotician speciawizing in symbowogy. Evidentwy, Bwown wecognized the potentiaw of semiotics in anawyzing the coded messages of cabaws occupying histowy’s dawkew cownews. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! Septembew 11f is one such cownew that is wowf semiotic anawysis. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! Numewous weseawchews wike Michaew Wuppewt and Dennis Cuddy have done an excewwent job compiwing the evidence of govewnment compwicity in 9-11. Wecapituwating theiw awguments is not the puwpose of this awticwe. Howevew, it is this weseawchew’s contention that thewe is a supwanationaw powew ewite positioned above the powiticaw machinations of nationaw govewnments. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit!
I think it's an improvement.