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Sheesh, I seem to recall quite a bit of noise being made here when Whoopi Goldberg used foul language at "some party."

Well, let us at the very least compare apples to something similar.

What is the title of the Kid Rock song in which he makes sexually explicit comments about former Presidential candidate Senator John Kerry? Oh, that's right--no such song.

I'm not a huge fan of fellow Mittenite KR but I certainly don't lump him together with the vitriolic Goldberg. She is absolutely classless.

What is the title of the Kid Rock song in which he makes sexually explicit comments about former Presidential candidate Senator John Kerry? Oh, that's right--no such song.
But it's okay for Kid Rock to sing this about Barbara Bush?:
"Pimp of the Nation, I could be it As a matter of a fact,
I foresee it But only pimpin' hoes with the big tush
While you be left pimpin' Barbara Bush."

I'm not a huge fan of fellow Mittenite KR but I certainly don't lump him together with the vitriolic Goldberg. She is absolutely classless.
Do you think Kid Rock, who you seem to feel has more class than Whoopi Goldberg, will sing the song F*ck Off at his Bush inaugural party? Here are a few verses from the song, sanitized for your protection:

A shimmy shimmy cocoa cocoa f*ckin puffs b*tch
It's the K-K-Kid Rock with the K-K-Kid Rock sh*t
I'm on top b*tch and rock for tricks
Hella whips and nips and flip trips for whips
I get all the money p*ssy falls like rain
Been gettin' laid and paid that's why I never complain
If I ain't in it for the money I'm in it for the P
It's 1998 yo and you still can't f*ck with me
You don't be f*ckin' with the blue eye
F*ckin' with my 2-5 up your f*ckin' *ss like my shoe size

With my pants half hangin' off my *ss and sh*t
Bowl filled hash pockets stuffed with cash
I be the mushroom trippin' sippin' shots of Jack
'Cause the kids don't listen gettin' lots of flack
I be the do wa diddy up and down you block and
The 10 karat Kid with my triggers cockin'
The K the I the D R-O-C K motherf*cker and you still don't know me
So blow me b*tch I don't rock for cancer
I rock for the cash and the topless dancers

I roam the country like a Greyhound bus
Put faith in lust and in God I trust
I'm not Peter Pan I don't f*ck with fairies
But I bust more rhymes than virgin cherries
And Harry Carey couldn't call my game
F*cked so many hoes I'm in the hall of fame
And I show no shame from coast to coast
I don't mean to brag, but I like to boast
F*ck Off
Yeah right in your mother f*ckin' *ss b*tch

It's hard to pick out my favorite line from this song, but the one that goes "So blow me b*tch I don't rock for cancer" might be especially good for making sure that "the kids" know that President Bush is hip enough to have snagged Kid Rock to perform as part of his inaugural.