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Local Obit...
Helen G. Levine
1931-2005
Ethan J. Levine, 50, and Helen G. Levine, 73, died together through united self-deliverance on New Year's Day.
Ethan was born in St. Louis on June 21, 1954. He is survived by his brothers and their families, Philip Levine, his wife, Barbara and their children, Sarah and Michael of Novato, Calif.; and Rob Levine and his wife, Hillary, and children, Elisa and Jessie of San Francisco.
Helen was born in Detroit on May 31, 1931. She is survived by two daughters, Laura Tabbal and Audrey Lacatis, a granddaughter, Alima Tabbal; sister, Dorothy Bykkonen, and brother-in-law, William Bykkonen of Calumet, Mich.; and sons-in-law, Rick Negron and Tanni Tabbal of Olivebridge, N.Y.
Ethan was preceded in death by his parents, Ben Levine and Lillian Sanders Levine Smith; a brother, Steve Levine; and an uncle, Lloyd Sanders.
Helen was preceded in death by her parents, Mitchell and Elizabeth Gawronski; her first husband, John Lacatis; and her daughter, Monica Lacatis Negron.
Ethan, a 1972 graduate of University High School in Laramie, attended the Webber-Douglas Academy of Dramatic Arts in London before attending Kalamazoo College in Kalamazoo, Mich. He served as district sales manager for American President Lines in Detroit, and he managed Frontier Mall in Cheyenne. He was active on many community boards and civic organizations.
Helen graduated from Wayne State University in Detroit with a bachelor's degree in humanities and a master's in communications. In Detroit, she was director of Volunteer Services and Community Relations of Rehabilitation Institute. In Cheyenne, she was the public information officer for the Wyoming Department of Health for 12 years. She has been a regular columnist for the Casper Star-Tribune for the past six years. For 30 years, she was an advocate for people with disabilities, serving on several coalitions to gain accessibility: the Mayor's Council for People with Disabilities; writing a regular column in the Wyoming Tribune-Eagle titled "The Squeaky Wheel" and was appointed by Gov. Dave Freudenthal to the Wyoming Senior Services Board.
Cremation will be completed through a previous arrangement. There will be no service. Those who wish to make a contribution in their memory may do so to the National Multiple Sclerosis Society, the American Diabetes Association, the American Heart Association or any wildlife protection organizations.
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