[Grampa Dave]

I have told them that we will require a thumb print and a retinal scan.

That will serve two purposes:

1. It will identify the legitimate voters.

2. The illegal voters submitting to a thumb print and a retinal scan will put themselves into a future jail cell.

[Blue Screen of Death]

I have told them that we will require a thumb print and a retinal scan.

Retinal! Oh! retinal. I misread that the first time and just about passed out.