You really are that thick. There's more to reading than looking at words. Comprehension is very important, too.
You might want to review what you have actually said before you make a fool out of yourself.
This is what you said: "When I develop personally, I use the full features of CSS, screw anyone stupid enough to use such an outdated, incompatible browser.
I guess you are unable to comprehend what you said. HINT: if you are using features of CSS not supported by IE, most people (about 70%) will not be able to see your site in the way you want them to. But as you said "screw them"
Like I said, don't just look at the pretty words -- comprehend.
Keep looking, look at the context. It might seep through. I've even given you a hint to make it easier. But don't try too hard, I don't want you to hurt yourself.
But as you said "screw them"
Yep, screw'em. I don't need'em.