Don't be silly.
Try reading scripture THINKING instead of dancing
The first one, at least, depends on what you mean by pain. (A few things are shown by scripture to have "grieved" God.)
And the 2nd one is the center of Christianity. "Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures, that he was buried, and that he rose again on the 3rd day and was seen by Peter...."
A trinitarian would have to admit that the 2nd person of the Godhead...fully God (and fully human....died.