"If you want to know what a woman will look like in 20 years, look at her mother. But if you want to know how smart a guy is, talk to his wife."
So you're telling me that, my Ivy-League education and Phi Beta Kappa Key aside, I am a hopeless loser?
That's why the word (former) will be apended soon. And may the Good Lord have mercy on the next victim ;0)
I don't know your situation. You might have been blinded by looks (it happens). Maybe you just test well at the college level (it's common). Maybe your wife developed biopolar disorder and began hosing you down with tartar sauce in the middle of the night from a super soaker while singing show tunes (this has probably never happened, but is possible, at least in theory).