I thought it was just that he ran out of "shubi-snacks". shubi-dubi-du! :-)
He went on google and got the Aleph-Beis but as a real Hebrew scholar pointed out to him, he didn't get to the all encompassing Aleph to Tav
I have a great deal of knowledge in Hebrew. If you mean I have not practiced writing, I don't need to do that. The Bible is already written.
You know, you are coming very close to attacking the person instead of the argument. I don't remember what Hebrew scholarship you have shown, but if you would like to demonstrate some biology or biology in Hebrew that would be fine.