[Dog Gone]

Hey John, you basically had no message and your wife is a toad.

[prairiebreeze]

We aren't able to trust you John, because you're a lying turd who slandered his fellow veterans, a snotty Boston elite and a flaming liberal. Oh yeah, and your wife is a toad.

[tuffydoodle]

"your wife is a toad"

Funniest line of the year.