[Josh in PA]

Urgent Message from the San Francisco City Council:

ATTENTION THUGS AND CRIMINALS. THERE WILL BE NO ARMED CITIZENS IN THE SAN FRANCISCO AREA.

I REPEAT TO ALL HEROIN ADDICTS WHO NEED CASH, THERE WILL BE NO ARMED CITIZENS IN THE SAN FRANCISCO AREA.

[meatloaf]

Maybe we should take up a collection and rent a billboard, outside the San Francisco city limits publicizing that. Nothing like crapping in someone's punch bowl to get their attention.

Any one here have the contacts to rent a billboard in that area?

[mysto]

When gun ownership is made criminal, then only criminals will own guns.

[Lazamataz]

ATTENTION THUGS AND CRIMINALS. THERE WILL BE NO ARMED CITIZENS IN THE SAN FRANCISCO AREA. I REPEAT TO ALL HEROIN ADDICTS WHO NEED CASH, THERE WILL BE NO ARMED CITIZENS IN THE SAN FRANCISCO AREA.

PLEASE PROCEED WITH ALL HASTE TO SAN FRANCISCO, LEAVING VARIOUS OTHER AREAS WITH ALL DUE SPEED. NO ARMED CITIZENS IN SAN FRANCISCO MEANS FEEDING YOUR CRACK HABIT WILL BE MUCH LESS DANGEROUS.