[Jaysun]

Statistically, then, doctors are 9,000 times more dangerous to the public health than gun owners. Fact: not everyone has a gun, but almost everyone has at least one doctor. Following the logic of liberals, we should all be warned: "Guns don't kill people. Doctors do."

This problem can easily be fixed - the liberals have already done the work for us. Instead of putting safety locks on guns, we should put safety locks on doctors. I say we put doctors on active duty in straight jackets that are secured by two locks. We then give the locks to two other doctors that aren't on active duty. When the doctor wants to do his handiwork he has to have the other two doctors on hand to unlock him. The other two doctors then stay and observe his work thereby reducing the risk of accidents. It's brilliant.

Imagine, having a second and third doctor on hand to say, "You aren't going to sew up his chest without taking that soiled sponge out first are you?" Brilliant.

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[Jaysun]

This problem can easily be fixed - the liberals have already done the work for us. Instead of putting safety locks on guns, we should put safety locks on doctors. I say we put doctors on active duty in straight jackets that are secured by two locks. We then give the (add "keys to the") locks to two other doctors that aren't on active duty.