LOL! ............. must be galvanized screws also. ;-)
Would that be historically "correct"? Or would they need to be hand-crafted slotted iron screws imported from an architectural supply store on a small back street in London?
BTW, there are plenty of the superrich who don't live like that. The Waltons of Wal-Mart and Warren Buffett (yeah, right, he IS a Dem!) come to immediate mind.