Your so right!!! What a load of Crappie!!
I don't know about a load of Crappie but I know what I would say to a PETA member next time I see 'em - Since they don't seem to enjoy the peace and relaxtion of fishing I'd go up to one of them and say "...Hey, PETA-Person, let me show you what you're missing! Come fishing with me ... CHUM!..."