All of it was so entertaining that it is hard to pick a favorite passage.
Here is one ...
"One man, by the name of Robert, had to have so many false assumptions, invalid premises, and logical fallacies removed that there was little left.
They couldn't excise the last vestiges of self loathing--to do so would have left him with nothing at all. Now, he just wanders the halls with a bandage on his head, like a post-post-modernist zombie.
As he staggers along, he mutters under his breath, "I'm a Western oppressor. Beat me...stone me. Ooooohhhh, I'm such a naughty little tool of the phallocentric oligarchy.
Spank me...spank me until my tender little bum is a rosy red..."
They couldn't excise the last vestiges of self loathing--to do so would have left him with nothing at all. Now, he just wanders the halls with a bandage on his head, like a post-post-modernist zombie.
As he staggers along, he mutters under his breath, "I'm a Western oppressor. Beat me...stone me. Ooooohhhh, I'm such a naughty little tool of the phallocentric oligarchy.
Spank me...spank me until my tender little bum is a rosy red..."
Robert "thank you sir, may I have another" Fisk