Media Casualties Mount As War Success Continues

Transterrestrial Musings ^ | 24 Dec 2004 | Rand Simberg

[TomB]

"One man, by the name of Robert, had to have so many false assumptions, invalid premises, and logical fallacies removed that there was little left.

They couldn't excise the last vestiges of self loathing--to do so would have left him with nothing at all. Now, he just wanders the halls with a bandage on his head, like a post-post-modernist zombie.

As he staggers along, he mutters under his breath, "I'm a Western oppressor. Beat me...stone me. Ooooohhhh, I'm such a naughty little tool of the phallocentric oligarchy.

Spank me...spank me until my tender little bum is a rosy red..."

Robert "thank you sir, may I have another" Fisk

[G.Mason]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

The look on his face says it all.

He's saying ... "You aren't gonna hit me on the bum again, are you?"

[okie01]

In reference to our discussion yesterday evening, this piece seems to capture it rather well.

[NonZeroSum]

This is actually a repost from three years ago. It was posted on the 24th of December 2001. I wonder why Hugh decided to link to it?

It does seem to have become a classic, though.