WRONG!
You are still just a troll, a contrarian and a purveyor of male bovine excrement.
You have only been asked to "keep it recent", the past 5 years or so, and you cannot even do that.
You seem to be trying to get me angry, and I have dealt with it, I have steadfastly kept myself from getting angry, because you are just a foolish troll, with nothing better to do than be an annoyance.
Scheherezade told 1001 tales, none of them true, but at least they were entertaining. Looks like one of her relations is trying to practice her skill here on FR, but has ceased to be entertaining and has simply become a useless boor.
Don't waste your time trying to get reason out of this possessed troll; he is such a possessed maggot. He is trying to bait us all into an open flame war. Have at it!