err, I thought that the tin-hats, aliens and bigfoot were the gems...
SSSHHHHHHH! Don't blow my cover! I'm actually the Pleiadean Ambassador to humanity, working undercover to determine who among you is worthy of being transported by the Mothership just prior to Earth's transcendence into hyperspace on 12/12/20012 when the Mayan Astrological Calendar comes to a close. If the Reptilians from Draco find out, you will all be subject to a mass abduction in which tiny transponders will be subcutaneously planted to control your behavior. Then, when the Annunaki arrive, you will be forced to mine gold for them, and given only the remains of your dead for sustenance, and your souls and deeds will never be written in the Acachic Record, thus forever barring you from achieving the ninth plane of consiousness. Not only that, but the Skull and Bones Society will be given dominion over all the peoples of the Earth and they will be the source of all political and economic power in the next millenium. They will make the Yeti their housepets.
SO KEEP THIS QUIET, WILL YOU?!?!?