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This would be good to give to your kids when they go in for a physical, since they are likely to be asked if there are any guns in the house.

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This would be good to give to your kids when they go in for a physical, since they are likely to be asked if there are any guns in the house.

Doctor: Are there any guns in your house?

Patient: No.

Doctor: Well, that's good!

Patient: No, I don't like to leave them unattended, so I always keep them in my immediate possession.