Right, well since:
The earthquake was actually a cold, cruel, heartless scheme brought to fruition by Karl Rove and the callous George Bush to distract attention from the investigation of evil Republican election shenanigans in Ohio.
The brilliant Rove even figured that after the socialist lackeys at the U.N. accused the U.S. of being too cheap and frugal, unwilling to raise taxes higher to collect tsunami bucks, he, Rove, could then come down on the inept U.N. and the 'oil for food' debacle. Two birds with one stone. What a guy, that Karl Rove. (sarcasm off please)
So there is going to have to be a good casting director to find an actor to play Karl Rove. You work on the other characters.
But seriously, there will be at least one movie about this, most likely a dozen.
I think you've got something there, and I'll wait outside until you clean it up. (apologies to G. Marx).
I think Michael Moore needs to head in there NOW and start shooting. He can make up a storyline later.