MEMORANDUM
From: Most Learned Bagel-Snarfing Neo-Con Elder of Zion #5
To: Most Learned Bagel-Snarfing Neo-Con Elders of Zion #1-4 & 6-13
Subj: SUMATRAN WEAPONS EFFECT TEST COVER STORY
1. Whoever planted this story did a good job. It'll keep the treehuggers from getting too close to the truth. Remember, it's always the fault of Bush and Halliburton!
2. The detailed report on the test is posted on the intranet. It's not passworded--unless you have a doctorate in geophysics, you won't even begin to understand it. (What worries me is that the only people who DO understand it all seem to be the sort to cackle with maniacal glee.)
3. I won't say where we're planning to operationally test this, except for this: does anyone know if the Ka'aba stone is waterproof? And when's the 2005 Haj? COWABUNGA, DUDES!
We need to see if ELF has purchased any cavitators and submarines recently:
State Of Fear, by Michael Crichton
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0066214130/103-2771781-3780647?v=glance
Michael Moore has the movie rights.
M E M O R A N D U M
From: Most Learned Bagel-Snarfing Neo-Con Elder of Zion #18
To: Purchasing
cc: Most Learned Bagel-Snarfing Neo-Con Elder of Zion #5
Subj: Bagels & lox
Despite the best efforts of our Advanced Propulsion Group, smoked salmon has shown no promise as oxidizer for rocket applications.
When we ordered sixty tons of LOX, we meant Liquid OXygen. Not the other stuff. APG prefers cream cheese.
Bagels are now to be delivered to the chemical stockroom at the back of the facility.