DellSB - Dimension 3000 w/ 2.8Ghz P4, 512MB of DDR SDRAM, 80GB HD, 48x CD-RW, and 2 Year Warranty for $349 after Rebate w/ FREE Shipping!
Instant $90 discount and $100 rebate! You`re getting the Intel Pentium 4 Processor (2.80GHz, 533 FSB), 512MB of dual channel DDR SDRAM ($50 value), 80GB Ultra ATA/100 7200RPM Hard Drive ($30 value), 48x CD-RW Drive ($50 value), 10/100 networking, Windows XP Home and 2 year warranty ($139 value) to boot! This is a great choice for basic computing (no AGP slot, but you can upgrade to a different PCI video card later).
What, are you kidding? "Most" people think that Dell Holiday commercial is funny for a *reason*.