LOL!
What are ya doing hurtin' little COEXERJ145's liberal sensiblities like that? Now he's going to have to ping his DU.COM pals; jveritas, bayourod and cultural jihad for emotional support!
;^D
Don't get me wrong, I still booby-trap the Illegal Alien Trails. New Years Eve party poppers, those aerosol horns people take to football games, giant fake spider webs made out of dental floss and Silly String and sprayed down with the magic liquid inside chem-lights.
How would you react at 3 a.m. if you you were walking into a drainage tunnel and got blasted by the sound of the Balrog from Lord of the Rings or a T Rex from Jurassic Park? Would your underware survive unblemished?