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To: wagglebee
Usama bin Laden's latest message to America:

"Hey, America, I was kidding! Kidding! What, you can't take a joke? No, really... You think I meant for those a$$h*les to actually hi-jack those planes? No way, no way! I figured, ya know, they'd scare a few security guys, get caught, and then I could say, 'See? I'm gonna get ya! Booga-booga!' But no way I figured they'd actually hit those damn buildings, ya know?

"So let's just let by-gones be by-gones, okay? I'll say I'm sorry (even though love is never havin' to say you're sorry), you'll call off your special forces guys, I'll move back to my mansion by the Kandahar airport, I'll grow a few tomatoes, ya know, kick back and enjoy my golden years. Whaddya say, America? Deal?

"And forget about all that allah stuff and all, ya know, the caliphate and the ummah and the rest of that crap. It's schtick, a routine! Ya don't think I really mean that stuff, do ya? Jeez (see?), who could take all that crap seriously? I mean, duh!

"You and me, America, you and me. I'll be your 'bestest buddy and big toe', just like in that Bill Murray movie, ya know, the one with Sean Young before she went all psycho and all? Just the two of us. Oh, yeah..."


14 posted on 12/28/2004 10:16:01 PM PST by snarks_when_bored
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To: snarks_when_bored

Thanks for the note to this thread.....OBL is feeling the heat, that is for sure.


15 posted on 12/29/2004 8:16:57 PM PST by Ernest_at_the_Beach (A Proud member of Free Republic ~~The New Face of the Fourth Estate since 1996.)
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