Uh oh...here's another "celebrity" who lived.
This will surely upset some people.
Not everyone here, of course, but it's definitely discernable. I'm not sure whether it's class envy or some other sort of schadenfreude.
In any event, it's not terribly becoming.
Before I get too sanctimonious, though, I admit that I'd love a story about Alec Baldwin being stuck in a tree for a few hours.