HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
You Know You Overdid Christmas Dinner When . . .
Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy.
The "Gravy Boat" your wife set out was a real 12' boat!
You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail.
Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yielded gravy.
A guest quotes a Biblical passage from "The Feeding of the 5000."
That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn.
Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice.
Your arms are too short to reach the keyboard & delete this.
Gladys Dunn was new in town and decided to visit the church
nearest to her new apartment. She appreciated the pretty
sanctuary and the music by the choir. But the sermon went
on and on. Worse, it wasn't at all interesting.
Glancing around, she saw many in the congregation nodding
off. Finally it was over.
After the service, she turned to a still sleepy-looking
gentleman next to her, extended her hand and said, "I'm
Gladys Dunn."
He replied, "You and me both!"