...if he fell off a chair, he would roll out the door.....disgusting little political hack!
This is an outrage! I am so grievously wounded by "Cyborg's" despicable characterization of my distinguished service in the U.S. Congress, representing the decent, god-loathing, socialist lunatics of the Upper West Side that, henceforth...I'M ON A HUNGER STRIKE!
Starting after this New Year's.
(Orders chocolate-covered Ceasar's salad.)