[Grzegorz 246]

How many American tourists does it take to change a light bulb?


Fifteen. Five to figure out how much the bulb costs in the local currency, four to comment on "how funny-looking" local light bulbs are, three to hire a local person to change the bulb, two to take pictures, and one to buy postcards in case the pictures don't come

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[Gengis Khan]

The poles giving it back to the Americans! I like that!(Kidding)