To: MontanaBeth; wagglebee
I thought my alarm went off earlier then normal today. This is a very serious development for the conservatives and a disaster for the Republicans.
Slowing the rotation of the earth will lessen gravity and all you lightheaded conservatives will loose touch with the ground and all you brainless Republicans will fall off entirely.
You may now proceed with your normal duties.
46 posted on
12/27/2004 7:14:53 PM PST by
harrowup
(Just naturally perfect and humble of course)
To: harrowup
50 posted on
12/27/2004 7:17:15 PM PST by
wagglebee
(Memo to sKerry: the only thing Bush F'ed up was your career)
To: harrowup
"Slowing the rotation of the earth will lessen gravity "is that so?
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114 posted on
12/27/2004 8:28:40 PM PST by
phxaz
( Have A Cool Yule!! )
To: harrowup
Slowing the rotation of the earth will lessen gravity and all you lightheaded conservatives will loose touch with the ground and all you brainless Republicans will fall off entirely. No, as usual you libs have it wrong. We are sticking around even longer now.
We can argue that we lost these 3 microseconds during Bush's first term; and consequently, he hasn't served 2 FULL terms, so he is constitutionally allowed to run again in 2008.
It's at least as good an argument that Gore won the popular vote in 2000.
141 posted on
12/27/2004 10:26:54 PM PST by
Auntie Dem
(Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! Terrorist lovers gotta go!)
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