They over looked one solution: Transplant enough of my good friends from Sout' Loosiana (pure blood Coon Asses) and they'll relieve them of their problems raitt now.
First off the French will have to conduct an environmental study of how "pure blood Coon Asses" could affect the environment. You know, those big boots tromping on that native vegetation, that be real bad.
The French just think they have a problem with the crawfish, send some of us over there and life as they know it (as sad as it is) is over.