Posted on 12/26/2004 8:29:16 PM PST by bayourod
Jeez, there crawdads.. just harvest em and eat em...
You eat Snails and Horse and smother everything ins sauce for crying out loud, its not like you french have discriminating tastes.
Yep, by everybody BUT the coonasses: they wear it as a badge of honor.
The benefit of a classical education in European history. Of couse its not fashionable these days to know a lot about old dead white men.
A friend of mine went to New Orleans back in the 70's. Came back with a T shirt that had the old "RCA" emblem on it with and explanation that RCA in reality meant "Registered Coon Ass". LOL
It was a hoot.
Good.
Are there any OTHER invasive species we can send them to aggrevate these vipers???
How abouot fire ants???
Killer bees??
Maybe diamond-back rattlesnakes.
How about a virulent grape virus?????
They might need a brush-up as cajun is a dialect of French whereas most of France speaks the Parisian dialect.
1. On'da foist day'a Christmas mah
Mawmaw gave'to me a Crawfish'dey
Caught in Arabi
2. In'da Christmas Picayune I seen it
Dere'n Section E, Tujaque's Recipe
3. On'da thoid day' a Christmas we
Stopped at McKenzie for Three French Breads
4. On the fourth day I said OK let's get a
Christmas tree Before'ya Drive Me Nuts
5. On the fifth day of Christmas we
stopped at A&G for Frrried Onion Rrrings
6. On'da sixth day'a Christmas we
stopped at K&B's for a Six Pack'a Dixie
7. Cemetery traffic got backed up to
Metairie at the Seventeenth Street Canal
8. On'da eighth day of Christmas me and
Rosalie Ate By'ya Mama's
9. On the ninth day of Christmas we drove
down Delery in'da Lower Ninth Ward
10. I used'ta be at Kaiser now I'm woikin
down'da street at'da Tenneco Chalmette Refinery
11. On the eleventh day at Vetran's
Highway try'ta cross the street with Eleven Schwegmann Bags
12. On the twelfth day of Christmas my
true love gave to me a Dozen Manuel's Tamales
Wottinell are the French doing having s3x in swamps, anyway?
LOL!
Equally true with any word inserted as:
"Apparently Louisiana (blank) are faster and smarter than French (blank)."
LOL!
And we added just enough exotica to our Acardian women to make them far more beautiful than the French women. Those big brown cow eyes are more powerful than the Enterprise's tractor beams.
The kids and I used to laugh our butts off when we'd hear that song. Especially on #6, who'd get increasingly drunk as the song went on - and would start slurring Dix Pack of Sixie.
Have the Frenchies surrendered yet? I see this as just another war the French are destined to lose.
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