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"She goes to state dinners with her lesbian friends,
Makes big investments with high dividends,
Forgets to pay taxes but then makes amends,
That's why the First Lady is a tramp."
-Don Imus
The rest of that Don Imus parody "The First Lady is a Tramp":
She always takes top, when she fornicates,
Gets really cranky, when she menstruates,
Prefers to stand up, when she urinates,
That's why the (former) first lady is a tramp!
She's sophisticated, and so very well read,
Doesn't go to the ballet, likes pro wrestling instead,
She made Vince Foster shoot himself in the head,
That's why the (former) first lady is a tramp!
I could go on, but.......