[beyond the sea]

From a while back.......... ;-)

A New York stockbroker got stuck in some bad traffic on the way home the other day. He asked a cop on the beat, what was the holdup. Cop says, "it's Hillary in her motorcade. She stopped and is threatening to douse herself in gasoline and set herself on fire. She's depressed because Bill's running around on her more than ever, Bush upstaged her in Iraq, she's flipped out about Gore and Dean, and the Saddam capture put her over the edge. So we're taking up a collection for her."

The stockbroker asks the cop, "How much have you got so far? The cop replies, "About four and a half gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning."

[Route101]

L.O.L......get ready Hillary...we've only just begun......

[Trteamer]

Someone peed in the snow behind the Whitehouse. They spelled "Clinton Sucks". Bill Clinton was so mad he ordered the Secret Service to find the culprit. Two weeks went by and they came back with an answer. "We have good news and bad news" said the agent to Clinton. "The good news is that it was Al Gore that peed in the snow. The bad news is that it was Hillary's handwriting!"

Hey FReepers, don't forget to sign up to be a Friend of Hillary and get your free bumper sticker.

http://www.friendsofhillary.com/

I got mine and it cost them 37 cents for a stamp and more money to print the bumper sticker. When the proper time comes, it will go on my truck with a big black "NOT" printed across it. Let's help the Friends of Hillary spend their money.

[Stretch]

Hello, Beyond the Sea: Stretch here...The Old Geezer.
For some reason I haven't seen any of your posts before. I hve been on FR since 99 or 2000. Mostly as a lurker... but make some comments. I spend anywhere from four to eight hours a day here.
Sure do like your comments. Keep them up.

Just an old blogger in pajamas, which I am in now. So anxious to get on FR that I haven't got time to change or eat breakfast.... Just a dedicated old man blogger with ancestors going back to the formation of this country in Jamestown in 1607....Been there and done that. Have a very Merry, Merry CHRISTMAS season... and Happy New Year!

[geedee]

"About four and a half gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning."

[Stretch]

Hello, Beyond the Sea: Stretch here...The Old Geezer.
For some reason I haven't seen any of your posts before. I hve been on FR since 99 or 2000. Mostly as a lurker... but make some comments. I spend anywhere from four to eight hours a day here.
Sure do like your comments. Keep them up.

Just an old blogger in pajamas, which I am in now. So anxious to get on FR that I haven't got time to change or eat breakfast.... Just a dedicated old man blogger with ancestors going back to the formation of this country in Jamestown in 1607....Been there and done that. Have a very Merry, Merry CHRISTMAS season... and Happy New Year!