[Enterprise]

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who kept all of his cash in a bucket,
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man,
And took the bucket to Phuket

[Danae]

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who kept all of his cash in a bucket, But his daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man, And took the bucket to Phuket

Now that just ain't right! LOL LOL LOL

[Cobra64]

There once was a girl from Anheuser,

Who said no man could surprise her,

Pabst took a chance,

Found Schlitz in her pants,

And she's not older,

Budweiser.