That was suppose to be 'practical', not piratical :)
Actually from a classical point of view, the real hero of the saga is Sam. Unassuming, shouldering more than his share of the burden, carrying on when all others fail and humble enough not to succumb to the Ring, doing so without the hope of glory or even survival.
But the real reason I wanted to post...
Living in the Chicago area, we are constantly annoyed by the antics of this socialist-activist "priest". It is my prayer that the experience of his son will open his eyes to the fact that his freedom to protest is not free, and that its price has been paid many times over by brave young men, willing to defend their country against bloodthirsty tyrants. That being said, prayers are offered as we speak for this young man's safety, as well as that of all his comrades, and for the firm resolve of our leaders to LET THEM DO THEIR JOB and bring this to a just end. (Peace through training and superior firepower.)