LOL! TRANSLATE IS CERTAINLY THE WORD! Have long had people translate between me and others! Story of my life.
Doesn't seem to matter how much I try to be hearable and inoffensive--doesn't seem to matter one degree! Interesting phenomena.
God seems to persistently tell me to accept the way He made me--that I'm for Him and His purposes--that I must be secure in His delight in me--quit whining about the stark differences and forget about seeking man's approval, being liked or even understood. Still a growing edge after 57 years! LOL.
But your kindness will be long remembered, believe me.
Hey, I understood you perfectly, as did others.
The problem isn't in the English, but the comprehension of the person reading. Don't be so hard on yourself.